A new pillow

I'm sorry to say, but this pillow iz not really comfy. When will you get me a new one?

Kung Fu Kitty

To stay fit I always practise my kung fu on Sunday. You never know when you need it.

Let go of the snackie!

Just let go of the snackie!! It iz mine and I iz not sharing!

Gollum?

I don't know who Gollum is, but this orange thing is all mine!!!

Ready for my massage

My humanz know what they need to do when I look at them like this :-p

Neuland part 2

Never heard of Sparta! This iz Neuland!

Neuland

It took me some time, but I haz finally found Neuland! Still quicker than Merkel

Wishful thinking

Your life would be purrfect if only you were a cat :-p.

Caught in the act

Still don't understand why hanging in the curtains is bad thing. Can someone explain it to me?

Boring stories are not always bad

My humanz are finally back from Berlin! Although i missed them a lot, they do haz a lot of boring stories to tell. Mostly about the weather and buildings. They should know that I only like stories about food and birdies :-)

Smelly cat

After cuddling with my humanz, I always do quick bath. Don't want to be mistaken for a human ;-)